dondle 

dondle - noun or verb: -- a variant of dond, originally from the Guardian's Readers Recommend. From the Typographically Challenged "sedonded," via the English "Seconded."

"I just dropped in to dondle Ode To Billie Joe by Dusty Springfield"

dondle by ejaydee October 11, 2008

dondle 

v. the act of one male giving his straight, male friend a hand job as a favor.

Origin: a portmanteau of dude + fondle

Man, I haven't gotten laid in weeks, how about a dondle?
I'll go get my dondle mitt.

dondle by Greg137 March 19, 2007

fondle your dondle

A term used when one male decides he wants to be more than just friends with his best bud who is also a boy, despite having a perfectly good gf who suffices 100%.

Antoine texted his friend Mathius that he really wanted to "fondle your dondle".

fondle your dondle by Bleepbloop123 June 15, 2011

Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Take a look at those dishcloth dongles

Dishcloth Dongles by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020

Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard

Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!

Booger Doodle by Merriam Boobster May 2, 2021

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish

Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca by bruno momento July 31, 2020

Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

Cock a doodle doodoo by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016