I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

I don't recall by kmuto April 30, 2007

I don't recall

Jeff Sessions favorite words.

I don't recall eating my wife.

I don't recall by Saul315 January 20, 2023

i don't really care 

Less harsh version of "I don't care"

Man #1: "I got a job paying $50 an hour!"
Man #2: "I don't really care"

i don't really care by Sohn Jmith October 25, 2017

I don't really get TikTok, do you? 

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

I don't really get TikTok, do you? by pseudonym42069 January 29, 2019

don't really know 

Professing one's ignorance. Often followed by, "don't really care".

She asked the agnostic, "does god exist?"

He replied, "don't really know".

don't really know by quasar99571326A January 13, 2010

We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam 

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam by Oh my my February 24, 2015

i don't really have one 

a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.

You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.

i don't really have one by Mothenater April 29, 2008