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Don’t Give A Shit 

It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.
Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”
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Don't give a monkeys 

I don't care about it.
'Hey, how did he get that sandwich?'
'I don't give a monkeys how he got it. I'm off to the pub.'
Don't give a monkeys by Brutus73 December 23, 2011

don't give a flying fuck 

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.
hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

Don't Give a Fuck 

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.
girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
Don't Give a Fuck by Implying713 October 8, 2011

don't give me crap 

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear
Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

Don't Give a Fuck Mode 

Don't Give A Fuck Mode (DGAF) is a temporary (or permanent for some people) period of time when a person chooses to "not give a fuck" and do whatever he/she pleases without worrying about the consequences.
John: I heard Zach drank a bottle of whiskey, crashed his car, punched a cop, slept with two fat chicks, and asked his sister to marry him last night.

Chris: Yeah man, he definitely was in Don't Give a Fuck Mode... he probably had a rough morning.

Don't Give A Fuck 

Your insults do nothing because I don't give a fuck.
Don't Give A Fuck by Grimm1011 January 7, 2017