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domestic goddess 

A female who excels at baking, cooking, cleaning-housework of all sorts. She loves to please and enjoys hearing compliments about her awesomeness around the house/kitchen. She may sew, knit, have domestic hobbies that come out well. She doesn't have to have children to be considered a domestic goddess.
Husband: "Yeah, I know, ever since we were married she's become quite the domestic goddess."
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"
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Domestic goddess 

A domestic goddess makes her home a haven. If living with others, the home takes into consideration the definition of home as haven of all that call it home. A domestic goddess may also help others make their home what they want it to be, such as decorating it or organizing house parties there. A feminist values choice, so a feminist may choose to be a domestic goddess that makes meals better than any restaurant, has a beautiful garden, the best taste in interior design, and builds a treehouse for her child or children becausr they asked for one!
Helena would love to be a Domestic Goddess for community and in her own home for loved ones she cherishes and loves to make happy and comfortable! For herself, she would want plants, handmade furniture, artmaking and art on the walls, music, green cleaning, doggies to visit, and indoor and outdoor hammocks amd delicious meals to cook!
Domestic goddess by Freeasabird January 4, 2020

Domestic Goddess 

home all day and doing a wonderful job of cooking, cleaning and child rearing
(domestic goddess's are usually MILF's)
q-what are you doing to today?
a-home, sipping a latte & being a domestic goddess

Domestic Goddess 

A domestic goddess is someone who excels at skills that were once called "Home Economics" in the once upon a time days.
A Domestic Goddess has skills in food, decorating, sewing, throwing a party, knitting, baking and more. She may or may not be married. 'She' might even be male.

She's often considered an ideal wife by many men. And yes, she's skilled at that, too!

Think of those beautiful women who have televised cooking shows, and do everything to perfection.

And she (or he) does all this without breaking a sweat or dirtying their clothes.

And yes, she might just prefer to remain single.
I just went over to Jamie's house. His mother is like, a total {Domestic Goddess}! Their house looks like it's in a magazine and the food she made for dinner? Oh my god, I'm moving to their house. And she's a total {MILF}, too!

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Adam's gay dad is a real Domestic Goddess! His birthday party was off the charts, man!
Domestic Goddess by TottPaula February 14, 2018

Domestic Godess 

A women with an appropriate amount of attitude, stellar intelligence, who is skilled and independent yet still possesses and entirely owns the domestics skills deemed traditional for a woman.
A Domestic Godess is the kind of woman who doesn't object to belonging in the kitchen because the hand that rocks the ladle is the hand that rules the world.
Domestic Godess by DomesticGodess November 30, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026