The act of buying a Chromebook, looking up inappropriate sites, shooting your load onto the computer, taking a cheese grader and grading your feces onto the Chromebook, then returning it to the store you bought it from, claiming you bought it this way.
person 1: yo what happened to your Chromebook?
person 2: yo I just started domenicking my chromebook, you need to try it
person 1: what the fuck
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!