dolphin trainer 

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!

Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......

dolphin trainer by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007

the dolphin trainer 

When taking your lady from behind you pull out and stick it into her starfish without warning. Thus causing her to make a noise like a dolphin uhuh...uhuhuhuhuh...uhuhuhuhuh.

I was making some sweet doggy with my lady and I saw that she was texting at the same time so I engaged the dolphin trainer...lesson learned.

the dolphin trainer by PhattestD May 24, 2017