Doin the usual do

Im doin the usual do today, just doin your mom.

TV crew: Okay, now, Jon, tell us what your life is like.
Jon: Yo,yo,yo bitchez! That bitch Kate was just a sperm hungry whore, so now that im free im a PIMPIN sunnabitch. Im just doin the usual do up in this bitch.

Doin the usual do by Theflyestchibibitch December 2, 2010

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Doin' the Doo

When one drinks far too much Mountain Dew and wakes to stomach cramps and neon green feces. Also known as "Doin' the Dew in reverse" and "QUICK, grab the camera!" Usually accompanied by painful laughter and gentle sobbing.

Man, I sure was Doin' the Doo this morning.

Doin' the Doo by Mitmeister February 19, 2007

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doin' the double

Taking a deuce aka taking a shit aka taking a poop aka going number two aka doin' the double.

Made famous by Mikhael from Most Wanted in the song called "Listen To Your Farts." "Fuck all ya'll I'm havin' some troubles, I'm out, this ones gonna hurt doin' the double."

Whoa I almost just sharted, I'm out doin' the double see ya chank.

doin' the double by Mikhael 414 December 9, 2008

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Doin' the doin's

{Doing the nasty}, {fornicating}, {having sex}

origin credited to Rikk Martell, aka Rikk Faulkner circa 1981

Sorry man, I'm too tired today, I was doin' the doin's all night with that one from the coffee shop.

Doin' the doin's by rayne wooney May 21, 2020

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What the dog doin

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.

A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"

What the dog doin by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021

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