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alaskin dogsled 

when you and your girlfriend are doing it doggy style by at the top of the stairs and you pull her arms behind her back and ride her down face first.
tom said " hey tammy what happened to your face."
she said " well me and my boy friend were have sex at the top of the stairs when he said time for the alaskin dogsled and down we went."
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Mexican Dogsled 

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.
Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"

Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"

Schlong Doggled 

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.
That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...
Schlong Doggled by bobondeez February 23, 2013

doggledick 

When one has excessive hair on and around the penis. This includes hair on the shaft of the penis.
So I was getting relly intimate with this guy last night, and when I pulled down his pants, all I could see was hair everywhere. He had a doggledick!
doggledick by platypus72 October 9, 2009

Iraqi Dongsled

When a double leg amputee puts bandanas on his stumps and rides down a hill on 2 skateboards under his stumps, while having an erect penis. At the bottom of the hill will be a midget with his asshole spread ready for the dongsled.
Peter: I heard that Jonah had a penile fraction for trying the Iraqi dongsled on Melinda.

Sloppy Dog Sled 

When a man is taking a girl from behind while that girl is eating out the asshole of another girl who is eating out the asshole of another girl and so on and so on for as long as the dog sled team is to be. It helps if the man has a whip.
I did a Sloppy Dog Sled with the Canadian national curling team last night!
The past tense form of dogsled
wow he just dogslew all the way across the arctic!
dogslew by JOHNNYBOI1111 November 28, 2011