dogs fucking 

A distracting occurrence bringing one's focus from the situation or issue(s) at hand.

Russell was nearly hit in the head with the frisbee. He must've been watching dogs fucking.

dogs fucking by heaving reaction April 21, 2011

Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

Two dogs fucking by Modern Women December 19, 2025

dogfucking 

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.

dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005

dogfucking 

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.

"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"

dogfucking by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011