Little-known geordie/north-east term for Snow
Hawway man lets gan ootside, theres fukkan snedge everywhere, get yer speedos and t-short leek
Small perky tits worn beneath a thin top. Almost looking down at you because theyre so posh.
ooh, check that skinny bit out with the post tits, id stick it in her
To guff, fart, break wind or quack
Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!
pt. Farted, let rip, guffed.
Daves arse: "QUACK!"
Anyone present: "You dirty twat"
Posh bird with a privellaged upbringing who believes a bowl of vitalite to be the most "horrid" thing in the world
Posh bird: "Oh gosh, i would never eat margarine, thats for poor people and its disgusting.. just like them"
I was walking down the corridor and Paul farted a few metres infront of me, it was like walking through treacle
Hunched over, kleenex in one hand, cock in the other. Adopting a similar position to a grumbling old man
"Oh, hes upstairs having a quick grumble before we go out"
"He's allways fucking grumbling"