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Dialistic 

1. When your dyslexic and try to spell dyslexic but fail
2. A dyslexic word for dyslexic, a person named Carlo would commonly interchange these terms and now he's known as the dialistic man
Man, Carlo really said Dialistic instead of Dyslexic. Point and laugh, point and laugh!
Dialistic by Rektxington April 12, 2021
Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

dogistics 

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.
Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.
dogistics by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010

dogtastic 

Watch where you put your feet in the park, it's a bit dogtastic out there.
dogtastic by EddingtonPD August 26, 2009
A term showing fondness for a dog, used similarly with cats catstick or other animals, typically those that are domesticated pets but not necessarily
What a sweet little dogstick!
dogstick by Evanevanevan July 9, 2006

dognastics 

Hey look, that dog's doing dognastics in the gym.
dognastics by Lt. dogs McGee January 17, 2013