dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?

Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.

dog faced pony soldier by $lapaho March 6, 2021

Dog faced pony soldier

Something a moron or idiot says after receiving an unexpected answer to a question

idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"

Dog faced pony soldier by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022

Dog Faced Gremlin 

When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.

After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"

Dog Faced Gremlin by Pize October 13, 2004

dog faced straw explosion 

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"

"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man

dog faced straw explosion by petwars biffle December 28, 2007

Dog-Faced Boy 

dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.

my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.

my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.

i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.

Dog-Faced Boy by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot February 28, 2011

Dog Faced Hermans 

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.

Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.

Dog Faced Hermans by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier 

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the true definition of a lying dog faced pony soldier!

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier by 7h3Wh173R46617 October 22, 2020