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Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.
Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.
Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018
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A loving,smart,and pretty girl.who's always there for people when they need her
For example: donisha helps every one with there problems ansd she's pretty
donisha by Nicole stay flawless September 14, 2016
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the act of being dumb or forgetful
Often used by Trini (people from trinidad) pplz
Yuh dotish o wha??
dotish by JnFEzE November 5, 2003
Fathers(or what you might call your father) that have ze belts. Most dafishies are scary due to dominant deep voices, but they are mostly kind. They have the tendency to use the belt as a sign of dominance or show warning which spmeans run. Running is also called “scatter”. “Father” shows signs of gratitude towards them and “Dad” means kind and gentle to them.
Dafish is coming S C A T T E R.
Dafish by Crowned Boyo October 11, 2018

Dogfishing 

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.
Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Dogfishing by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Dogfish Dick 

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
Dogfish Dick by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

Dfish on Fish 

Dfish on fish is Everything and Nothing at the same time. It is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, interjecttion, conjunction, and punctuation. It can also be a location, means of transportation, force of nature, and a universal term of any drugs. For that matter a universal term for anything. In number form it is infinity to negative infinity divided by zero. It is indirectly related to The Blue Orgy Theorem. It can be said Dfish on Fish or abbreviated as Dfish
Jeff: Dude Birdo from Super Mario Bros. is a man! It says it in the manual!

Tyler: No way dude she wears a diamond ring, she fukin pink 'n' shit and has a vagina mouth that she shoots eggs out of!

Jeff: No way dude in a game where you eat fuckin shrooms and kill shit by jumpin on them that feminine dinosaur could totally have a massive dick down there.

Tyler:Fine well just call it Dfish on Fish
Dfish on Fish by Dfish on Fish January 13, 2009