dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

dodged that bullet by Wishon March 30, 2010

dodged that bullet

The feeling after seeing that your bitchy ex-girlfriend has aged poorly, is obese or looks generally bad after some years.

Oh my God! have you seen Martha? she looks awful. What happened to her? I'm happy I dodged that bullet.

dodged that bullet by Xurritox December 12, 2012

dodged that bullet

To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.

"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."

dodged that bullet by Ranchan-sama September 25, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008