the only sport worth playing
i would risk my life in a game of dodgeball.
by whitney September 29, 2003
A high impact competition in hauppauge high school that includes numerous teams which consists of 3 males and 3 females where the girls are as strong and equally competitive as the guys. We are going to dominate all the stupid sluts and hoes who think they have athletic ability but in reality are just doing it for the attention.
You dont know whats coming at you with our intense dodgeball team!
by Melissa December 14, 2004
Where at least half of my school memories were made. A game where you can just unleash your anger and have some fun with your friends. At my school we played it every single friday and I had PE last period and that was basiclly "a short cut to the weekend". What made it really fun was if you hit someone in the head you get bonus points because they have to take someone on there tam out with them. We also had a rule that if you got hit so hard and you went to the ground you also had to take someone out with you. But now we have dumb ass parents that are complaining about there kids getting a little bruise or cut on them. Well parents I got a newsflash for you: YOU CAN GET HURT IN EVERY SINGLE SPORT POSSIBLE!!!!!!! So if your one of those parents well how bout you go buy your kid a sumo suit and let them play before you ruin it for everyone.
OMG my kid got a microscopic bruise on him from playing Dodgeball lets sue the school board!!!!!! WTF people its school shit happens. If your kid would actually dodge like the game title says you wouldnt have that problem.
by Mr. Murphy(the awsome one) December 29, 2011
A game often enjoyed by well meaning kids. Often encouraged by sadistic gym teachers in a disguised effort to punish the students that they don't like.
Little Bobby likes playing dodgeball, but not at school where the coach puts all the big kids on one team.
by Super Gerbil December 18, 2003
A game in which the object is to make the members of the opposing side cry. In an on-going effort to stop nature's selection it's now illegal.
I put little suzie in a wheel chair after that game of dogeball.
by Mike October 22, 2003
The best game where you try to knock out the people you don't like.
"When we play dodge ball today lets hit sara in the head and hopefully she'll pass out!"
by Kim October 16, 2003
The game two homosexual men play while having sex or an event at he Homosexual Olympics.
Holy cow!!! I never new Steve was gay till I walked in on him and his boyfriend playing dodge-ball!!!
by Weslitzu July 07, 2010