Doctor

The person that kills ills with pills, and then kill me with bills.

"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"

by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020

Doctor

Person that will kill your ill with a pill then kill you with the bill

I think I have to go see the doctor because my ass still hurts from Zaya Wade.

by SendNoodles June 22, 2020

doctor

a place you go to get your health checked

doctor sucks

by sharks28 October 27, 2016

Doctor

Used to express thrill, shock, or excitement

My wife bends down in front of me, I look at her sexy ass and say, Doctor!

I made some fabulous ribs , take one bite and yell Doctor!!!

by BigDawg45 July 27, 2023

doctor

Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".

Sometimes God thinks he's a doctor.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

doctor doctor

the scratching of one's own ass

It sucks having a serious case of doctor doctor on a first date.

by Moosehands March 29, 2004

doctor

a smart asx who rejects easy to solve problems and gives u more pain instead of helping in any way

the doctor did not help us no matter how hard we tried

by nonekopopo October 3, 2020