A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away 

Eat toast

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away by Chatrad February 26, 2019

like a doctor 

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

like a doctor by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

It's okay, I'm a doctor! 

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story

"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"

It's okay, I'm a doctor! by tehx02 June 29, 2009

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor 

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

I Need A Doctor 

Newest raw ass song with sick vid' because of Dre being such a beast. Skylar's lyrics with Em's usual flow = so sick

Please, I Need A Doctor

I Need A Doctor by Timeasylums March 23, 2011

Being a doctor Goldo 

Idiom referring to the general mood of constantly being really irritated with everything and everyone for no apparent reason.

Enea is being a doctor Goldo lately .

Being a doctor Goldo by Lululululululululu June 20, 2020

hands of a doctor

When you don't drop the football. Ever.

(Formerly, hands of a surgeon)

"We have to guard that big receiver on their team. He's got the hands of a doctor!"

hands of a doctor by DrewFontaine December 20, 2008