The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.
Whether or not it's true is a different story
"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."
"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"
"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"
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