by Jim Sominsummthin April 27, 2011
by Raz Egerton February 1, 2004
Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
by Satandog February 2, 2006
by Mykel13 September 14, 2017
Large dockyard in fife, the place is a hell hole riddled with corruption, weegies and Eastern European illegal workers.
Not a good place to work as moral is extremely poor due to the bullying tactics of the management and gaffers who thrive on fake power and think they’re solid swanning about in there white hats and overalls, the only people that do well in this horrible place are grasses and any semi good looking girls who get away with murder due to the fact they are sleeping with the management. Stay away from here as it will ruin your soul.
Not a good place to work as moral is extremely poor due to the bullying tactics of the management and gaffers who thrive on fake power and think they’re solid swanning about in there white hats and overalls, the only people that do well in this horrible place are grasses and any semi good looking girls who get away with murder due to the fact they are sleeping with the management. Stay away from here as it will ruin your soul.
Awright big ane just goin doon ti the pisher fur a fag while supposed ti be workin at rosyth dockyard coz am lazy like the rest of the losers workin here
by Jothegoon September 23, 2017
A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.
by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013