Rian Dawson 

The insanely cute drummer for the pop-punk band All time low who takes the best selfies. He is dating the beauitful Cassadee Pope and looks like a potato. He has amazing teeth and the whole fandom is in love with them.

Girl: Who is the drummer?
Fan: The babe is Rian Dawson
Girl: He kind of looks like a potatobut has insanely nice teeth
Fan: Tell me about it

Rian Dawson by lolwowno May 17, 2014

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.

Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"

vaginal dissonance by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

Jack Dawson 

A character from the movie Titanic.

The epitome of the perfect man.

He is everything you wish your boyfriend was.

Girl 1: How's your new boyfriend?
Girl 2: He's nice and all, but he's no Jack Dawson.

Jack Dawson by jessrules March 30, 2011

rian dawson 

contrary to popular belief;
he IS all time low's drummer.
NOT a techie.

rian dawson is a pretty awesome guy.

rian dawson by Marimarie Catastrophe December 25, 2007

Jack Dawson 

A character played by Leonardo DiCaprio. He is the male lead in Titanic and is named after the jackdaw, for his purity, cleverness, and courage. Due to his selflessness, Rose falls in love with him and chooses him over Cal.

Jack Dawson is adorable.

Jack Dawson by frabrizio June 7, 2018

ludonarrative dissonance 

What happens when the narrative (story) of a game conflicts with the mechanics (stuff the player does.)

"The cutscene says my character is sensitive and kind... but I just blew off 6 innocent people's heads for the lulz and the game was totally cool with that. There's some serious ludonarrative dissonance going on here."

ludonarrative dissonance by liekwat June 19, 2016

cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009