a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"
by ditcher July 23, 2006
Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.
by Jules W. January 21, 2012
by Kassandra75 June 14, 2012
A beer or a mixed drink made or opened for the ride home after a bonfire or a party. One that may put you in the ditch.
Dave: hey man, have a safe drive home!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
by Dovehunter2 June 2, 2018
by Double_Bitcher June 15, 2009
ones who feel the irrisistable urge to take in an individual from the slums, pump them full of amphetamine and evil juices then leave them for dead in a desperate emotional state from which they shall never emerge.
by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003
A hairy rodent-like girl with fungus on her chin that likes setting up meetings with a nice guy, only to stand him up over and over again. She is conceited and only cares of what the "cool" kids think of her.
Zahra Alburqat --the ditcher-- saw Ali sitting on the bus in the same seat she told him to meet her at, when Zahra noticed he was sitting across from the "cool" kids, she ignored Ali's polite "hello" and walked passed him as if no one was talking to her and sat on some cool kid's lap and starting to suck on his fungus infected ear since the only seat left was next to Ali and he had clean ears.
by xp_neo_xp April 15, 2009