| 1. | Ditch Pig | ||
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Any races, religions, or creeds equivalent of white trash. The trashiest people that even trashy people make fun of. Often seen surrounded by ditch piglets. Don't go to Walmart the first of the month, the ditch pigs will be swarming.
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| 2. | Vanity Smurf | ||
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When one masturbates to pictures of oneself. "How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs." " Shit. Word?" "Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf." |
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| 3. | Ditch pig | ||
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Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning. Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.
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| 4. | Creek Gypsy | ||
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White trash who wander and play around creeks. They can usually be spotted with ditch pigs. Check out the creek gypsy smoking and playing with craw dads.
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| 5. | Ditch pig | ||
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A group of mountain bikers in Victoria BC. They are renowned for their ability to find trails and their annual long distance rides through the wilderness. Double the the order for beer, food, TP and air freshner. The Ditch Pigs aare stopping here on their annual tour.
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| 6. | Fuzz | ||
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Police Officers. Cops, coppers, po-po, pigs. I don't know but possibly people started saying it because they stuck to you like fuzz. But that's just my theory. yeah. dude, ditch the goods, the fuzz look like they're coming this way...
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| 7. | Ditch pig | ||
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Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:
A)Ugly B)Really Fat C)Smells of B.O. D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth E)Is Visibly Dirty F)Loudmouth Social Retard G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong. H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips" The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.
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