whininy bitch in need of a smacking.
damn that damsel in distress needs to stfu.
by jf1288 August 31, 2004
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The male version of damsel in distress, but when a male is capable of being independent but instead blindly follows a girl he has affections for.
Aiden is such a beast in distress, he shouldn't do everything maddie tells him to do.
by captkenn August 2, 2017
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When an otherwise fully capable man acts like he's in distress, and instead of being self-reliant about it, he chooses to act like a woman that needs rescuing from other able-bodied and capable men.
Look at the fully grown man standing in his wife's robe and bunny slippers, sipping his coffee, and fixing his hair, while that other hard-working guy mows his lawn.

Damn, he sure looks like a 'mansel in distress' to me.
by TheNameBakerReturns1nceAgain February 1, 2012
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When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.
"I think I need a Penial Distress session."
by THOT.exe January 16, 2018
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What women do not realize sometimes is that men are not equiped to fully deal with emotions. So for instance when they are pregnant and going through mood swings it effects us. The moment we become fathers or when women fail to realize just how hard it is to be men can lead to EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.
I first exprienced "Emotional-Distress" When dealing with my pregnant girlfirend's/Wife's Mood swings.
by Don E torta August 15, 2011
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Pimpin in distress is not about “pimping” in the literal sense, but in the slang sense, such as “balling

Pimpin in distress is like when you have too many boyfriends and fans that are getting jealous of each other and you handle it

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Pimpin in distress means that everyone else around you is stressing and you are still balling. Urban Dictionary should make me a mug with this new catch phrase…
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I don’t think I can, ive got too many fans
Pimpin in distress
by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020
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A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.

Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.
Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.
by King of Jellybeans December 31, 2010
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