August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

August 24 national distick day by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

distick 

a reference to a man's genitles; commonly written on the side of a cheap bottle of vodka

Q:would you like a sip of distick?

distick by HeadyKrush March 25, 2010

disticle

The distance travelled by a particle.

Teacher: “The disticle is 2 inches from the resting point”
Student: “do we need to write that down?”

disticle by Skfnsjsnfja April 12, 2023

O.C.Distic 

Adj. meaning that some one is acting with impulses of O.C.D. (obsessive compulsive disorder)

man 1: Hey miles has rechecked his paper like 4 times now.

man 2: wow he is so O.C.Distic!

O.C.Distic by bonecrusher25 August 23, 2008

districhiasis 

An uncommon condition of two sets/rows of eyelashes

Person 1: Damn her eyelashes are so nice
Person 2: yeah they’re really long and thick, she must have districhiasis
Person 1: huh?
Person 2: double lash lines bro
Person 1: ohh

districhiasis by Alliesea March 17, 2020

Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025