crosswalk distrust 

The irrational suspicion held by every human that tells us we cannot hit a crosswalk button just once. Our intuition tells us that, if we only hit the button one time, the electronic signal will not be sent sufficiently to the traffic light. Therefore, every pedestrian makes a fist and hits the button -- rapid-fire style -- until lactic acid causes our triceps to cramp up and shut down.

Dan: Hey ‘Weed – you’re not playin’ Galaga. Hit the button a few times and then stand down.

Tim: Sorry, ‘Skinner. I’ve got major crosswalk distrust…and I don’t wanna miss my waxing appointment.

crosswalk distrust by whiteboyDJ November 3, 2010

discusting 

idiots alternative to the appropriate spelling of disgusting

maureen: thats discusting !
me: your spelling is disgusting !

discusting by maddguy January 9, 2009

discust 

1. (noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.

2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.

3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.

"Did you see the discust about the panda eating her baby?"

"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."

"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."

discust by bbarrie May 28, 2009

Discusting 

The word discusting is used the describe a person who is so disgusting, that the word disgusting is not enough.

Mikayla, you truly are discusting

Discusting by Oulgoof November 21, 2020

discustin 

most based tiktok micro-celebrity.

"bro discustin just posted"
-"poggers"

discustin by milfona December 22, 2021

Distrust 

dis·trust /dɪsˈtrʌst/ {dis-truhst}
–verb (used with object)
to regard with doubt or suspicion; have no trust in.

–noun
lack of trust; doubt; {suspicion}.

Origin:
1505–15; dis-1 + trust

—Related forms
dis·trust·er, noun
pre·dis·trust, noun, verb (used with object)

—Synonyms

See suspicion.

There is evidence that trusting people are healthier and happier and live longer than distrusting people do.

Distrust by Kodicanus February 18, 2010

Discusting 

Having a conversation about how gross something is

Mel "I can't tell who's house is more disgusting - her's or her son's!"
Max "It's worth discusting."

Discusting by Eli Banai November 18, 2017