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dissisilution 

When you've found the solution to a major problem, simply yell (out) or say "dissisilution," and the people around you, if there are any, will quickly understand that you've discovered the solution to your problem.

If you're sitting in the middle of Starbucks at 8 in the morning sipping a steaming hot cup of cappuccino, typing on your laptop or whatever it is that you do during your daily routine, simply say the word, and the people in line or sitting down, or around you should understand the fact that you've discovered the solution to your problem.

Other people will probably applaud you, or either assist you in fixing your problem, if you haven't done so before saying the word, but if you have, they'll salute or either applaud you - probably even both!
Example:

A: "Hey B, I can't seem to fix my laptop, could you help me?"

B: "Yeah, sure, Hand it to me and I'll fix it."

B: "See, you deleted a crucial system file. Dissisilution."

B: "Let me put this file back into the system32 folder so your laptop can stop being retarded."

A: "Wait, did you fix it completely?"

B: "Didn't you just hear me say "Dissisilution?""

A: "Oh yeah, that's right, well thanks for fixing my laptop."

B: "Yeah, no problem."
dissisilution by Coleco May 24, 2011
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dissituated 

in a tight spot.
I am currently dissituated; I have no money for the treatment of my injured knee.
dissituated by uttam maharjan January 15, 2011

major dissasterificageness

Pronounced: May-jor Dis-ast-er-if-ic-age-ness
Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed

=]
Stephen- Chemistry exam tomorrow uh?
Jamie- Major dissasterificageness!
When you lay discus and you are against using one disc .
Allie and Brooke are discist against the disc with the W on it.
Discist by xoXBrookeXox April 23, 2010

dissintergratef 

If someone says “dissintergratef”, it means they are physically incapable of typing the word disintegrated or any other 5 syllable word
Joe Biden failed to spell the word “possibilities”

Wow, he’s dissintergratef
dissintergratef by Starmetro January 19, 2025

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026