Dissappearing Act
Dissappearing Act by Too Blowed March 21, 2004
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the disappearing act
what my dad did
Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!
Kid: YES! YES! YES
Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*
Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*
Kid: YES! YES! YES
Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*
Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*
the disappearing act by youisdank November 27, 2018
Disappearing Act
Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.
Disappearing Act by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016
Dissapearing act
When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.
Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??
Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
Dissapearing act by Fukstiker February 11, 2012
Disappearing Act
When you dunk your shot on the 18th hole, usually for eagle. The ball just vanishes without a hop and it’s the best feeling
I played a round with Tommy yesterday, he wasn’t playing so good and was getting frustrated but on the 18th hole he pulled a disappearing act and got so excited
Disappearing Act by Daddy Piccolae August 14, 2021
Count Fecula's disappearing act
What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
Count Fecula's disappearing act by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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