temporally disoriented 

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

temporally disoriented by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

disoriented 

Disoriented is the American English version of it's more clunky sounding British English counterpart: disorientated. They both mean to be confused, lost, or to have lost ones bearings or sense of direction.

After being hit on the head, Thomas was disoriented for quite some time.

disoriented by Sumoboo January 17, 2015

disorientled 

a confused or stupid person of asian decent

the chinese food delivery guy seemed real disorientled

disorientled by john amenta April 13, 2004

Disorienterror 

The split second of sheer terror experienced upon waking up in a foreign location and or circumstance. Disorienterror is usually experienced following excess alcohol consumption and is heightened by awakening next to an unknown person(s) and or animal(s).

Bob awoke and screamed fearfully "where the fuck am I?!" as he was overcome with disorienterror.

Disorienterror overwhelmed Wendy as she woke up between a large man and a donkey.

Disorienterror by Paul = PK March 29, 2008

lost and disoriented 

To have sex with a girl on the beach, and cum in her face aiming mostly for her eyes. You then throw some sand in her face and push her over. Leaving her "Lost and Disoriented"

"Man, I gave Lucy the Lost and Disoriented on the weekend"

lost and disoriented by stuck-fly May 4, 2005

disorientled 

A go-go bar patron in Asia - usually Thailand or the Philippines - that can't decide which lovely lady to bar fine.

Dude, I'm totally disorientled!!! There are so many hotties on that stage that I can't decide which one to bar fine... so I guess I'll take those two ;-P.

disorientled by jffa April 14, 2010

Disorienteated 

Having breasts that are uneven, lopsided, or otherwise not symmetrical.

Hey, one of her boobs is bigger than the other. I guess you could say she's 'disorienteated!'

Disorienteated by johnxtampa January 18, 2009