disjobbed

Fired, asked to leave, laid off, let go, terminated.

Marv: "Hey Tommy. I can't believe you just got disjobbed."

Tommy: "Yeah, me neither. I guess just firing me wasn't good enough. They had to disjob me with no severance pay."

disjobbed by Humor Smith March 16, 2009

civil disobedience 

active refusal to obey certain laws, demands and commands of a government or of an occupying power without resorting to physical violence. The American author Henry David Thoreau pioneered the modern theory behind this practice in his 1849 essay Civil Disobedience. In seeking an active form of civil disobedience, one may choose to deliberately break certain laws, such as by forming a peaceful blockade or occupying a facility illegally.

In the face of tyranny and injustice, it is the people's duty to practice civil disobedience to fight oppression.

civil disobedience by El Oaxuco August 4, 2007

disobedient bitches 

BITCHES WHO WONT DO WHAT ANYOME ELSE TRYS TO TELL THEM TO. BUT THEY ARE STILL BITCHES...
WONT MAKE BOB SANDWICHES!!!!
THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT CAUSE THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT FOR A OTHER PEOPLE SAY, UNLESS THEY WANT TO!!!!

BOB: "MAKE ME A SANDWICH JESSICA!
JESSICA: "FUCK YOU! NO!"
BOB:"YOU ARE THE LEADER OF DISOBEDIENT BITCHES!!!"
JESSICA:"I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING A SANDWICH! LOL!"

disobedient bitches by RICOCHET2RAVAGE March 27, 2015

Disobedient Computer Syndrome 

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

Disobedient Computer Syndrome by Downstrike September 13, 2004

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

disobedience 

The contrary thoughts, words, or actions that take place after instruction is given on what to do, or what not to do.

We all attempted to follow the rules & not think about the candy. However, the temptation was too strong, & mom grounded us all for Our disobedience.

disobedience by Baruked1 June 16, 2018

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008