disdik 

The upstairs neighbor to deez nutz, but unlike deez nutz, disdik has a mind of its own

When my girlfriend asked what I got her for her birthday I simply replied, DISDIK!

disdik by bigo May 10, 2004

Scott Disick 

A man with the sass of a thousand gay men. Not afraid to say what he thinks.

Girl 1: Who is that hilarious man?
Girl 2: Oh, it's Scott Disick.

Scott Disick by emineminem July 2, 2012

Dis Dick 

A term used to piss people off
Refering to my dick

Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!

If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.

Dis Dick by Mastapiece October 6, 2004

August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

August 24 national distick day by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

Dis Dick 

A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

Dis Dick by mybayarea December 11, 2010

Mason Dash Disick 

The spawn of Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick.

girl: "Yo, who's Mason Dash Disick?"
boy: "Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick's son."
girl: "Oh...but why is his middle name DASH?"
boy: "As in karDASHian."

Mason Dash Disick by whatsupsexything December 30, 2009

dis dick 

A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A wordretard/worded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by wordretard/worded people.

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

dis dick by SFPC whody April 2, 2003