Didicktic 

Didicktic (adjective)

Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.

Teaching others how to behave like a dick.

Didicktics (noun)

The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.

James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.

Didicktic by ggirlcolo March 15, 2013

didactic 

adj.
1. Intended to instruct or inform or inclined to moralize excessively. (e.g., a didactic story)

2. A word that is overused by English majors as a pretense to sound intellectual when they are actually stating an obvious and trivial fact.

"I liked the story, but it was a little too didactic for my taste."

didactic by octechwriter September 25, 2007

dickticles 

A combination of the man parts.

I got so mad at him, I wanted to nail him in the dickticles.

dickticles by creativeactivist March 12, 2010

technical dickticulties 

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.

Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.

technical dickticulties by King-Char January 9, 2017

dicktick 

1. A person who can not have enough of a particular cock. Becoming a tick like creature by sucking it dry.

2. A person who sucks a penis after swallowing the cum. Trying to suck it dry.

Dude that bitch was such a dicktick, I nutted, she swallowed and she just kept going!

dicktick by ChuliFly April 16, 2009

didactic 

a speech or writing that is didactic is intended to teach people a lesson

Usually whenever I do something wrong, my mom gives me a super long didactic speech! It gets pretty annoying after a while.

didactic by BearCastle November 24, 2011

dicktician 

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.

I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.

dicktician by Bad Luck May 29, 2017