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a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.
Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."

Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."
dildick by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009
Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
dildock by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006
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the second name of a person that will undoubtedly get hassle all there life
like dick lick, did lick a dick a day and so on.
kevin DIDLICK
adam DIDLCK
didlick by kevin didlick December 28, 2008

dildockery 


stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!
dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

didickle 

When u pull your dick out of a butthole and it is a fudgesicle(meaning it has shat on it). After this occurs your dick is now known as a didickle.
he has a didickle, that kids a didickle, woah i got a nice didickle last night
didickle by strangbean123 April 16, 2010
Used instead of dick or penis to represent the male sex organ. Could also be used as a verb, similar to dick.
Noun: Sexually, that girl worshipped my diddick like a cross.

Verb: That chick with the herpes? Yeah, I diddicked her last year, pre-disease...
Diddick by Young Beano May 19, 2005
slang for dick, penis, or man genitals
"... it's the gifted prolifted one, known as bald head slick, why is all the press up on my didick." - gangstarr - you know my steez
didick by AppKid November 5, 2006
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