Emma's Disco Day 

Make's Dave's Disco Day and Disco Day look amateur at best.

Usually takes the inspired angle of actually coming into work, before setting up the need for extended holiday with a few well timed coughs.

I am in awe at her expertise.

Emma's coughing again - doubt we'll see her for the whole of next week - she'll be taking an Emma's Disco Day.

Emma's Disco Day by Disco December 14, 2004

Tom's Disco Day 

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.

Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.

Tom's Disco Day by Steve-o April 27, 2006

disco dent(s)

Unexplainable bruise or cut that you got from a night out but you can't rememeber how you got it

Eve: I just found another disco dent(s)
Jodie: hahahaha cant you rememeber how you got them?
Eve: Nope, not a clue

disco dent(s) by noelfieldingshairspray October 4, 2008

Brett's Disco Tile 

When you pig the shit out of Mary or Melissa

I Brett's disco tiled them last night, john video taped it!

Brett's Disco Tile by Mtg8 August 27, 2016

The devil’s dwarf disco 

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

The devil’s dwarf disco by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

It's time to disco! 

It's time to have sex!

("have sex" can be replaced with "disco," like in Bollywood films, where censorship precludes any mention of sex)

Person 1: I'm so drunk.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 3: What should we do?
Person 1: It's time to disco!
Person 2: Yeah let's disco HARD!
Person 3: Yeah! Get out the disco balls.
Person 1: Point your fingers up.
Person 2: Thrust your pelvis.
Person 3: Ow!
Person 1: Can't stop.
Person 2: Won't stop.

It's time to disco! by karsonwr December 7, 2009

Disco Shower 

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…

Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.

Disco Shower by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019