To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...
v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.
Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.
Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!
In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.
The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.
(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)
INTELLECTUAL 1: "My goodness, Intellectual 2, I dare say that, despite having immaculately worded definitions, the examples UrbanDictionary endorses often seem contrived in nature, unnecessarily abrupt, and leave one with a dearth of expounding information via general scenario, anecdote, or lexicon."
INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"
To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.
Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.
To masturbate but fail in the end.
I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.
The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.
Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.
being caught in the act of masterbation.
I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.