A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)
Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
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Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."