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The Dirty Sanch 

The most badass Spanish teacher you'll ever meet. They call her Mrs.Sanchez but that is just a cover-up of her true identity. She is majestic, strong, cunning. She has the power to kick ass. She's so Spanish she'll speak Spanish in a French-speaking country. If you don't watch your back she'll shove a taco and/or a burrito up your ass. Never mess with the Sanch, she won't take it lightly. If you really wish to challenge her protect your upper lip from getting sanched. She has a beautiful wart on her nose and she has the legs of a schoolgirl. Her man face really brings out her eyes.
Oh shit! The Dirty Sanch just shoved a burrito up my asshole! It felt so good!

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world
The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez 

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.
I don't know....The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez is the Second Coming

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich 

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

tahitian dirty sanchez 

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips
I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez

Dirty Sachs 

When the Spanish teacher lays down some nasty pipe on the 100% disabled girl and the pine causes her to have a seizure and die. A dirty Sachs can also result from receiving too much naughty dome.
MR. SAch - wsp nigeee im about to give this mafk a dirty sachs.
Kira (disabled person) - Yes do it I wan dirty sachs is fire