Dirty Pony

Noun. A person who says and does dirty things at night; often including cameras, glitter, poles, other slutty people, or squirrels. If there is more than one DP, they can be numbered in order of dirtiness. Dirty Ponies always fight over the Dirty Pony #1 position.

"Dirty Pony, I can't wait to hose you down." --Lady Gaga

Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."

Dirty Pony by Fro Yo August 22, 2011

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Dirty Pony

A very attracted male who is either extremely cocky or known to being a man whore.

1. That soccer player is so sexy but he's such a dirty pony, he's the most cockyest guy I have ever seen.

2. Oliver is a good catch for a boyfriend but your going to haft to clean him up, he's a dirty pony. That boy has so many girls that he knows the female anatomy without even taking a class

Dirty Pony by Dontleavmealone October 13, 2011

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Dirty ponyboy

The process of a man (named ponyboy probably) putting his thick juicy dick into a mans sarcophagus.

Ponyboy: yeah I hung I with Bob and gave him a dirty ponyboy

Johnny: I want to kill myself even more now

Dirty ponyboy by I.fucked.ur.mom October 9, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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