Dirty Skillog Nuts 

To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.

Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."

Dirty Skillog Nuts by SirJigglesAlot March 15, 2011

Dirty Hump Nuts 

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

Dirty Hump Nuts by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

Dirty Bull Nuts 

Noun : Dirty Bull Nuts
The dirty testicles of a longhorn bull.

That longhorn sure does have some dirty bull nuts!

"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.

Dirty Bull Nuts by Johnny [Jaywalker] February 4, 2009

Dirty Bum Nuts 

An alcohlic beveridge, typically drank warm, mixed to these specifications;
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!

For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!

Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!

Dirty Bum Nuts by yuckie July 25, 2007

dirty Nutsa 

a ''dirty nutsa'' is when a girl or a guy is giving head to a witch and the witches dick releases magical cum inside of the persons mouth, the cum then transforms the person into an ugly animal.

dude yesterday i was watching this movie and some some guy turned into a rat while giving the dirty nutsa!

dirty Nutsa by ieathair June 19, 2022

Dirty NutSack 

A 1:1 mixture of Amaretto (for that nutty flavor) and Bailey’s Irish Cream (because why the hell not).

Might I please get a Dirty NutSack shot for myself and my friends, please?

Dirty NutSack by Steve O Lowe April 28, 2023

dirtynutcumhed

this word means abigailalberts

Abi stop being a dirtynutcumhed

dirtynutcumhed by a1b2i4h6a7sm6e7g November 23, 2021