To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.
Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
by SirJigglesAlot February 28, 2011
After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.
your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:
"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"
"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."
you itch your ball sack
"oh man!"
"what dude?"
"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"
"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."
you itch your ball sack
"oh man!"
"what dude?"
"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009
That longhorn sure does have some dirty bull nuts!
"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.
"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.
by Johnny [Jaywalker] February 4, 2009
An alcohlic beveridge, typically drank warm, mixed to these specifications;
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!
For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!
For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!
Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!
by yuckie June 25, 2007
you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 2, 2006