Dirty Monkey Bomb 

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

Dirty Monkey Bomb by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017

Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!

Dirty Monkey by Spainard October 23, 2011

dirty monkey

a "dirty monkey" is someone who will fuck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. In addition, a dirty monkey never says no to fucking no matter how nasty the partner.

"I fucked Suzie last night in the shitter at Hooters. I didn't where a condom. Im a dirty monkey!"

dirty monkey by Big City January 1, 2009

Dirty Monkey

When a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and shits into another persons mouth.

Dude, last night I gave this bitch the dirty monkey.

Dirty Monkey by kissMYbutt February 25, 2003

dirty monkey slut 

A girl that is dirty, and a slut monkey. A girl that turns tricks on the streets of Saugerties.

Kayleigh, why do you always have to be such a dirty monkey slut? DMS

dirty monkey slut by Eric Wilsey October 14, 2006

Dirty Monkey

When a person scratches their ass then picks their nose.

Holy shit batman, that fat chick did the dirty monkey!

Dirty Monkey by Guinness6 September 7, 2013

Dirty Monkey

While having sex just before you bust a nut you have to pull out, skeet on her face, and then take your large handful of pre-shaved pubes from the bedside and rub it all around her face while yelling "DIRTY MONKEY!"

It is slightly complicated because you must do a little preparation work with a razor so that your pile of pubes is ready at the percise moment -- but don't worry its worth it.

That girl Dina told me when she comes over tonight she wants a dirty monkey

Dirty Monkey by Dr. Jeckyl December 15, 2008