a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.
by Fortniehawk February 18, 2023
While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens
by Troller937 May 4, 2020
a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.
by Fortniehawk February 18, 2023