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Dirty Bum Nuts
An alcohlic beveridge, typically drank warm, mixed to these specifications;
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!
For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!
For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!
Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!
Dirty Bum Nuts by yuckie July 25, 2007
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dirty herb numb bum
When a chick refuses anal wet her asshole with your finger, take a bit of coke and blow it directly onto her anus. Wait a few seconds and proceed to fuck her ass she will never know you were there
Bitch wouldn't give up her ass the tease so I gave her the dirty herb numb bum and then gave her busfare and showed her the door
dirty herb numb bum by flapjackal May 23, 2015
dirty bumper
When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.
dirty bumper by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014
Dirty Bumper Car
When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars
After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.
Dirty Bumper Car by Bob Combo November 17, 2010
THE DIRTY BUMBLE BEE
While recieveing a blow job... secretly shit in one hand and wait till she makes eye contact and starts to hmmm, then BAM!! SMACK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WITH IT! and say "SURPRISE!!" often causeing a disgruntled look on her face to arise. Also may result in the dirty reversal.
" urgg.. uh.. hmm... Ya uh see.. last night.. urgg.. uh hmm.. ya i was like whith this girl i met at the pool and man she left all of a sudden and all i did was smack the dirty bumble bee on her face."
THE DIRTY BUMBLE BEE by UHohs August 17, 2006