by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022
That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise
by tick/e November 5, 2018
The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.
by jibbs02 November 3, 2009
When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"
by Deenis December 18, 2007
He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.
by Pamber December 9, 2012
The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.
Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?
Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.
.....
Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.
Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).
Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.
Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.
.....
Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.
Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).
Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.
by Royal_Rake December 8, 2017
A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!
by Nicole December 15, 2003