dirty eye

This is referred to your asshole, especially when it hasn't been wiped well.

Shout your mate at work to come quick. When he arrives you are bent over with your arse hole pulsating and you exclaim "have I got a dirty eye?"
Normal response is vomiting

by Smithdog15 November 15, 2013

the dirty eye

the dirty eye is when you are in a similar position to the rimjob, in which the legs are over the head having your sac dangle down right above the spread open cornhole. Hence the dirty eye.

Steve: Yo come in here
Brandon: Whats up...awww dude did you see that ryan steve just whipped out the dirty eye on his kitchen table.

by Tunagooch May 29, 2008

the dirty Colmes eye

o_O <- it looks like Alan Colmes!!!!

you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!

by hA hA hA September 11, 2004

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

Dirty Fish Eye

When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy position, and the male is about to cum he sticks his finger up her but and when she turns around to ask what the fuck he quickly pulls it out and cums in her eye.

Yeah so I totally gave her the dirty fish eye last night.

by I'm FT B! April 17, 2007

Dirty Bush Eye

When a dirty stripper gives you crabs in your eye.

Dude, I got got dirty bush eye from that nasty stripper.

by mamaxjemimah October 30, 2011