DIRTTLE, PRONOUNCED DERR-TEL, noun...1, a dirty turtle 2, a creepy, dirty man that you don't want coming up to talk to you at a bar...3 "dirtiness is directly proportional to freindliness in this sistuations,(the interplay between a dirrtle and a victim)."
i think that dirttle likes you
he keeps trying to make eye contact with you from that side of the bar
When a person is too drunk off of Dirty Kettle One Vodka and slurs the words together.
Excuse me bartender, I'd like another Dirttle.