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DIRTTLE, PRONOUNCED DERR-TEL, noun...1, a dirty turtle 2, a creepy, dirty man that you don't want coming up to talk to you at a bar...3 "dirtiness is directly proportional to freindliness in this sistuations,(the interplay between a dirrtle and a victim)."
i think that dirttle likes you

ewww

he keeps trying to make eye contact with you from that side of the bar

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by fb_smooth March 27, 2008
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When a person is too drunk off of Dirty Kettle One Vodka and slurs the words together.
Excuse me bartender, I'd like another Dirttle.
by Aspen SoHo's October 11, 2011
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