dirttle

DIRTTLE, PRONOUNCED DERR-TEL, noun...1, a dirty turtle 2, a creepy, dirty man that you don't want coming up to talk to you at a bar...3 "dirtiness is directly proportional to freindliness in this sistuations,(the interplay between a dirrtle and a victim)."

i think that dirttle likes you

ewww

he keeps trying to make eye contact with you from that side of the bar

credit: shmittenkitten.blogspot.com

by fb_smooth March 27, 2008

Dirttle

When a person is too drunk off of Dirty Kettle One Vodka and slurs the words together.

Excuse me bartender, I'd like another Dirttle.

by Aspen SoHo's October 12, 2011