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ball job, pronounced (bawl job)also see ball jobbed, or ball jobbin'1, is the more acurately defined sexual act of philatio with particular attention being payed to the males scrotum. 2, when a mans testicales recieve the majority of the recipeants mouth massage as oppossed to the shaft of the penis. 3 a lye or bullshit synanomis with the phrase "jerking me off". ...the term in general is not a negative expereience because as all know, recieving oral sex, is most ussually always a plus
yo the bitch gave me a ball job yo...or she didn't just give me a blow job, she also gave me a ball job...also did you suck his dick cindy? yea and i ball jobbed him too..in addtion, are you for real, or are you just ball jobbin' me...
by fb_smooth March 25, 2008

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ball job, pronounced (bawl job)also see ball jobbed, or ball jobbin'1, is the more acurately defined sexual act of philatio with particular attention being payed to the males scrotum. 2, when a mans testicales recieve the majority of the recipeants mouth massage as oppossed to the shaft of the penis. 3 a lye or bullshit synanomis with the phrase "jerking me off". ...the term in general is not a negative expereience because as all know, recieving oral sex, is most ussually always a plus
yo the bitch gave me a ball job yo...or she didn't just give me a blow job, she also gave me a ball job...also did you suck his dick cindy? yea and i ball jobbed him too..in addtion, are you for real, or are you just ball jobbin' me...
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DIRTTLE, PRONOUNCED DERR-TEL, noun...1, a dirty turtle 2, a creepy, dirty man that you don't want coming up to talk to you at a bar...3 "dirtiness is directly proportional to freindliness in this sistuations,(the interplay between a dirrtle and a victim)."
i think that dirttle likes you

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he keeps trying to make eye contact with you from that side of the bar

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