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The place one goes to take a dirtnap.
Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.
Dirtbed by Blumpette December 14, 2018

dirtied cloth 

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
dirtied cloth by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

trucks and dirtbikes 

A phrase used to describe the kind of people who ride trucks and dirtbikes. They also drink beast, go to vo tech, and like to sport the white trash 'stache.
I saw that kid Kenny from vo tech today. With his Metallica t-shirt and white trash 'stache, he's looking totally trucks and dirtbikes.

Supermini Dirtbike 

A supermini is a stock 84cc mini (usually one of the five major dirtbike brands) with a modified cylinder of 100, 103, 105, 109, or 112cc's. These dirtbikes also have a 16" rear wheel and a 19" front wheel as opposed to the normal 14" and 17" wheels on a stock 85cc bike. These bike's ate the perfect transition bike from a mini to a full sized bike. Often, a skilled rider on a supermini can catch and pass an adult on a full sized bike.
"dude did you watch number 111 on the Yamaha supermini dirtbike?"

"ya, he was doin the 90 foot triple jump that most of big bikes won't even do!"

dirtbike 

An off-road motorcycle a.k.a.bike used in the dirt dirt often desribed with numbers (125) wich is the CC (cubic centimeters) of the engine

so dirt+bike= dirtbike
dirtbike by WILD YAMAHA RIDER October 18, 2003

dirtbiking 

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a person's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion, accompanied with an extreme exhale, resulting in the sound of a two wheeled motorized vehicle. See Motorboating.
So it turns out, Shit Faced and Dirtbiking are the same thing. Heeheehee

Is that shit on your lips or are you just happy to see me?

I've been dirtbiking so long, even Cookie Monster won't eat my chocolate chips.
dirtbiking by Pappa Weird January 1, 2012