DIRT CLOUD 

a DIRT CLOUD is one of the last farts you can produce before shitting yourself. It has that real "earthy", sewage like smell. Basically, the smell is equal to the smell of a shitlog laying in your hand.

I was walking behind Hootie and hit let loose w/ one of the stinkiest DIRT CLOUDS I have ever smelled.

DIRT CLOUD by baugh August 12, 2004

Dirt cloud 

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies

Hey tommy if you make me angry one more time im gonna dirt cloud your grandma

Dirt cloud by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022

Dirt Clod 

(n) - A female one pursues at a club, bar, and or post office etc. with the intent of sexual pleasure.

“Yo - how’s COVID been treating you?” “Man - I’ve been tossing dirt clods like it's my fucking job.”

Dirt Clod by DirtClodLife October 5, 2020

Dirt Clod 

(n.) - A conservative who appears hard but crumbles under the slightest pressure of actual facts or opinions that differ from their own. Can be reformed by dousing with cheap American beer and allowing them to dry out. Also fun to throw against the walls they build to see them break apart. (Antonym: Snowflake)

Note: Not to be confused with actual thinking conservatives or republicans who can hear other's opinions without losing their minds because they understand how democracy works.

Did you see those Trump supporters punch the protester at the rally? Dude was just wearing a Love Trumps Hate shirt and he got hit by a Dirt Clod.

Dirt Clod by Chiron el Maestro January 22, 2017

dirtclodding 

Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the other's dilated anus and then (please excuse me...) poo-ing into the gaping aperture.
Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.

I darn't imagine an example...

dirtclodding by Stooo March 19, 2003