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dirk digglers 

dirk digglers reference the fictional porn star in P.T. Anderson's movie, Boogie Nights, and are the male equivalent of "daisy dukes." dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with "daisy dukes," they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.
dude, did you see the "dirk digglers" on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!

Dirk Digler 

His Dirk Digler hung out of his fly.
Dirk Digler by kenz November 25, 2003

dirk diggler 

the best person ever
dirk diggler by dirkmfdiggler November 9, 2018

Dirk diggler 

Simply means dick, based off the character from boogie nights who’s rolling with a thumper
Oh fuck, look at that chick, I’d love to through my dirk diggler up that
Dirk diggler by Deaz101 August 24, 2019

Dirk.Diggler. 

Dirk.Diggler. is a famous poster mainly on the Cowboys board. He is well-liked and notorious for being the best Cowboys message board poster in the all of the land. Each day he graces the Dallas Cowboys ESPN Message Board with his presence and spreads words of wisdom to many Cowboys Fans worldwide.

Parents want their children to grow up and be just like Diggler.

Diggler owns a few individuals on the Cowboys board. WFrye and Algerald to name a few.

Diggler is also extremely good looking as evidenced by the GQ-like photos he posts of himself on his ESPN profile.
Dirk.Diggler. made WFrye out to look like a complete tool on March the 24th by putting on display his amazing understanding of the salary cap and exposing Frye for the half-wit that he truly is. Frye was royally bitch slapped on this day and has not recovered since.

derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk 

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."