Player1: Crafting Dirge, your mats my nether!
Player1: WTS Dirge
Player2: Shut the Dirge up!
Player3: I Got my Dirge right here in my pants...
Player4: Stop spamming Dirge or ill report you all!!!
Player5: DirgeDirgeDirgeDirge! hahahaha lol11!!1 What are you Dirge'ing about? xD
Player9: Who let the Dirge out??
........3 hours later!
Player13: Come on guys! The fun is over...
Player82: MAY THE Dirge BE WITH YOU!
Player26: I dont give a Dirge if you report me, haha
Responses to the spamming, which can occur over several hours/days, is usually received with contempt, which incites the bandwagoners to increase their spamming.
1. Trad Dirge
2. True Dirge (also known as Pure Dirge)
3. Dirge (also know as Standard Dirge)
4. Sub Dirge
5. Fake Dirge
However, there are offshoots such as Math Dirge, Nu Dirge, Black Dirge, Dirge Punk, Dirge Core, Neo-Classical Dirge, Prog Dirge, Nintendirgecore etc but they generally are derivative of one of the five main classifications.
2) Wow, I was listening to The Vaccines and it's just sub dirge.
3) Suicide Silence are clearly dirge, but Bring Me The Horizon are obviously post-dirge.
4) Green Day are so weak, they're so fake dirge.
"Nah we're not, let's have dirge cones!"